Prostitution getting hit by gas prices

The world’s oldest profession has a new nemesis. No, it’s not a local politician or a god-fearing mother on the warpath questioning the morals of our society. It actually comes in the form of gasoline. In those areas where prostitution is legal, the shock of the rising gas costs has hit them as painfully as a garter belt snapping up into their face.

Many of the call girls’ frequent customers and “higher” rollers come in the form of truckers, and with the surge in gas prices, these men are either not coming at all, or when they do, they are seemingly spending less—because they simply don’t have the money any longer. So, that being said, the intake amount of legal prostitution is down 25%.

So, what do you do? You follow the auto makers lead in offering incentives! Legal houses are now giving away gas cards and even two-for-one specials for those who frequent their establishment in light of the downturn in “business”. Maybe they can start offering three-ways at a discount price as well.

And here I thought I had heard everything.

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